25
Sep
09

On Emotions

I have not gone emo. Merely pondering. Pondering. Science. Science is eventually going to become advanced enough to do the impossible. Stuff like cell regeneration, gecko style. I shudder to think of an erstwhile sheep molester scuttling rapidly away from an animal as his member wriggles around on the ground after being kicked. Yes, try and get THAT picture out of your mind.

Among other things, it’ll probably let us control our emotions. If they’re just chemicals in our brains, they’re likely to be found out sooner or later. Some geek in a science lab will hunt down and put a harpoon through the wild beast that is anger. Lust will be tazered and tied up with nylon rope. Will love too be shot and tied to the roof of an SUV?

I saw this comic a while ago. Sad.

calvinretouchdistressed

I don’t think it’s by the original author of the strip, but it’s still pretty damn effective. This is the kind of strip that makes grown men cry. This makes the Holocaust look like that incident in kindergarten when the big kid stole your lollipop.

What would be the point of having any of those emotions if we were able to control them? Why go through the heartache of love when you can pop a pill and instantly make the next person you see your soul mate? Hell, imagine if you got roofie’d a love pill or accidentally took an anger capsule. Besides all the good things that could happen, there are just too many WTF implications stemming from it. What the hell do we do now?

Try not to imagine an icy phallic symbol.

The ice in my bottle :/


13 Responses to “On Emotions”


  1. 3 T
    September 25, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    that strip makes me so so sad every time. And i’m not even a grown man.

    question: if emotions should not be controlled, then why does everyone scornfully put down and label ppl ‘emo’ when they DO try to express themselves?

  2. 7 chathuraw
    September 25, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Hmmm… Ice? Thought you were supposed to be sick… :P

  3. 11 Delilah
    September 27, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    i go away for a few days and you go all emo. sigh. :P

  4. September 29, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Equilibrium, the movie.


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