22
May
08

The untitled post!

…………………..

More and more it seems like there is absolutely nothing to write about here. Oh, and all you morons who are shouting “Then Don’t!” can go hump a sofa.

Life is just too uneventful these days. Sure, I hear people say stupid things, things that strike you with the same effect as one day wandering into your garage and finding your parents are spandex clad superheroes, just about to depart on a mission. And yet I can find nothing of substance to write in here. And the fact that my classmates now find it amusing to occasionally visit here and remind me of all I’ve written doesn’t help either. Anyone still anonymous and considering going public, stay the hell away! It’s just not worth it. Anything of real meaning will have to wait till after I’m through with the whole school thing. People might say “Life’s short, you might get hit by a bus tomorrow, so live like there’s no tomorrow”. Screw that*. Life’s long, and even on the off chance I do get hit by a bus, the knowledge that a riotous mob would burn said bus and its driver is enough for me to be happy for the rest of eternity. Imagine, leaving the earth in a blazing inferno!

So here I go with an empty mind…

It was a dark and stormy evening. I stepped off the bus as it was splashing its way down to a fraction of its top speed. I scurry into the shelter of the bus stop, where there were people, people waiting for buses, or just escaping the pouring rain. The rain, the tropical rain which drips liquid ice all over its temporary territories was hammering down particularly hard that day. I turn my attention back to the people inside the bus stop. One of them in particular, caught my eye. He was standing in a shadowy corner, and was… glowing, literally. It looked as if he was on his way to a sign-makers’ to get himself bent into a notice saying “vacancy”. Coolio. I sidle up to him, and I noticed he was…

At this moment my jeans pocket starts vibrating.

Damn it! Just when I manage to make things interesting for myself… “Where are you and why are you late?” I reply with my location and ask whether she does not notice the rain which threatens to melt the entire country with its constant splattering. “What rain? You’re imagining things again”. Fine, there was no rain. “Just come home and take your medication will you? We’ll make the rain go away together”. And she wonders where I got my sarcasm from…

I realize I just wrote an entire post about nothing in particular. I could just use the excuse about signs of aging if I wasn’t just 18. Maybe some sort of early-life crisis?


*Anyone seen that movie starring Chris Rock? The thing in which he’s a regular married man? Anyway, that line’s derived from that movie. Don’t flame me with “You stole that whole thing from a movie you asshole!!!”

This means you too Kiran!

Advertisements

7 Responses to “The untitled post!”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    May 31, 2008 at 7:55 am

    “Then Don’t!”

    *hump* *hump*

  2. 2 mixedblessings89
    June 1, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    For a while now,I have been wishing there was some excitement in my life… something I could really write about on my blog. And you know what? It looks like it happened. And I’ll write about it too, because I just don’t know of any other way to deal with it.

    My baby nephew died in a hit and run road accident last night, 12 AM, the 1st of June. He would have turned 1 this July.

    Be careful what you wish for.

  3. 3 mixedblessings89
    June 1, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    Anyways, I’m posting a link from my blog to yours.

  4. 4 Jerry
    June 8, 2008 at 6:37 am

    @anonymous
    That you dante? 🙂

    @mixedblessings
    Sorry to hear that. Life can be cruel, as has been clearly shown by all these bombs going off every other day over here…

    Thank you for the link.

  5. 5 John
    June 10, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    What line? I didn’t even notice anything!

  6. 6 mixedblessings89
    June 12, 2008 at 4:31 am

    Wish you’d start posting again. I’m bored with this post.

  7. 7 Jerry
    June 14, 2008 at 10:43 am

    @john
    Okay then…

    @mixedblessings
    Coming soon. 🙂


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




%d bloggers like this: