Golly gee have I got the most awesomest story to tell ya’ll.
It happened last Monday when I was on my way home after work. I got on a bus and spot an empty seat. I go sit in it. I notice the guy who was occupying the other half of the seat eyeing me suspiciously. He was looking particularly at my pant pocket, where the top bit of my mp3 player was sticking out in it’s black leather case. So anyway, I sit down, and pull out my phone as I had received a message a bit earlier. At this I notice the guy getting a bit jumpy, as if I were a terrorist or something. I mean, I wasn’t even particularly raggedy that day. I wore actual office clothing, instead of the regular jeans and t-shirt regimen I follow. Fitted with a slick light blue shirt and swishy grey pants, if I were a terrorist, I was dressed to kill.(:P)
So I put my phone back in my pocket and start fiddling with my earphone wires to get them out of my shirt and into my ears. I stop halfway and pull out aforementioned mp3 player. I flick the magnetic clasp thingy on the casing to open it, making a noticeable “click” noise and lo and behold! Mr. Awareness nearly shouts something like “Adough” and grabs my arm.
Thankfully he didn’t yell too loud, so only a few people look back and stare at me with a small black box and a wire leading out of it in my hands, and the other guy still having a grip on my arm.
After the initial hoo-haa of explaining what the wired box was, and much holding up my hand, we had an awkward conversation about bombs being everywhere.
Yet another reason I hate buses.

13 Responses to “Paranoia”

  1. 1 Gehan
    December 10, 2008 at 10:58 am

    you have GOT to be kidding me!!! whoa…. unbel…. šŸ˜€

  2. 2 Jerry
    December 10, 2008 at 11:15 am

    I know.

    What’s an unbel, btw?

  3. 3 Blacklight Existence
    December 10, 2008 at 11:25 am

    no wayyy! at least he didn’t yell and get the whole bus to thrash u yeah? šŸ˜€

  4. 4 Jerry
    December 10, 2008 at 11:39 am

    He sorta lost his drive halfway through. Or he decided shouting wouldn’t stop death.


  5. 6 Foxhound
    December 10, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    People are afraid these days… but most people know what an MP3 player is…

  6. 7 Sachintha
    December 11, 2008 at 12:55 am

    Hahahah that’s funny man… you should have played him a bit more! Ha!
    Then again, who wants to get their ass kicked?

  7. 8 Jerry
    December 11, 2008 at 4:30 am

    It was in a leather case.

    Yeah, I LIKE getting beaten up by an angry mob…

  8. 9 Blacklight Existence
    December 11, 2008 at 10:29 am

    ADOH! sorry, but you’ve been tagged.

  9. 10 Jerry
    December 15, 2008 at 4:11 am

    Sorry? That’s like saying “Sorry, but I’m going to gnaw off your arm now”


    But okay. šŸ˜€

  10. 11 Blacklight Existence
    December 15, 2008 at 4:18 am

    hehe yeah – that’s the effect I was going for šŸ˜›

  11. 12 gutterflower
    December 15, 2008 at 7:51 am

    Drama, drama, drama. šŸ˜€

  12. 13 Jerry
    December 15, 2008 at 8:17 am

    Whatchoo talkin aboot, woman?


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