02
Jan
09

Blogs on 2008 – Analysis

A Comprehensive Analysis of Blog Reactions to The Year Two Thousand And Eight
by Jerry

Lots of people, including me, made posts about last year and how great/okay/horrible it was. All around the blogosphere, the reactions were many and varied, but a definite trend was to be seen.

Most of the males thought it was great, and most of the females thought it was merely bareable, but mostly bad. There were a few dissenters, females AND males who thought it absolutely sucked, but those are the same people who’d go around dressed like a raccoon and faking a drug habit for the ‘tortured artist’ look. No, I’m not pointing any fingers 😛

Since around 80% of bloggers are female, which I assume is due to some horrible accident in the space-time continuum, the overall outlook of the blogosphere for 2009 is : bleak.

So from the male-female thing going on here, I draw the conclusion that cheese is indeed better than frosted car tires.

Anyway, I hear crackers going off all over, celebrating the capture of Kilinochchi. Though I’m a bit disappointed by the progress(:P) The way it was going, since last year we should have captured around a third of India too by now.

And last but not least, blog name’s gonna change. I just realized that I have no idea why I picked this title, and that i don’t really like it. I mean, look at it.

Plus, it’s not like my six million- my thousands the hundreds both my readers would care much about it. So it’s going down, as soon as I think of something to put up there.

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16 Responses to “Blogs on 2008 – Analysis”


  1. 1 DeeCee
    January 2, 2009 at 11:45 am

    it is quite a mouthful 🙂

  2. 2 Jerry
    January 2, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Ah, so it IS as bad as I thought.

  3. 3 Maharajah of Bad
    January 2, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    you people will never conquer the great nation of India! that’ll be like a snail overtaking Virender Sehwag

  4. 4 Scrumpulicious
    January 2, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    I like it…. But then I’m strange!

    And you have 2+1 readers now. You’re a firm favourite! 😛

  5. 5 Gypsy
    January 2, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    really? 80% of bloggers are female???

  6. 6 Gehan
    January 2, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    its confusing because ‘mind’ has a capital ‘M’.

    capslock should fix ur problem…

    since ur a fan of russel crowe (this blog title was inspired by ‘a beautiful mind’ rite?) why not… wait for it… CINDERELLA MAN!!

    i knew u’d love it.. 😀

  7. 7 Sabby
    January 2, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Thats quite an interesting analysis. Didn’t expect one from you. *evil grin*

    2008 was a crappy year. Ugh.

    “a raccoon and faking a drug habit for the ‘tortured artist’ look.”

    Don’t ask me why, but Gehan popped into my head as soon as I read that phrase! *evil grin grows wider* =D

  8. 8 DeeCee
    January 2, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    lol
    “faking a drug habit for the ‘tortured artist’ look”

    just saw that. haha..! i knowww who you’re talking aboutttt

  9. 9 Azrael
    January 2, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    I would say you have hundreds of readers…Oh who am i kidding, best guess is 5 ha ha ha 😀

    How about Jerry’s Mad World? more true to life 😛

    Cheers

  10. 10 Jerry
    January 3, 2009 at 7:04 am

    @mob
    Well the way the reports were pouring in you’d have expeceted half of Pakistan in the bag too.. 😛

    @scrump
    Thank you for the solidarity! 😀

    @gypsy
    Just a figure I came up with after browsing hrough kottu. No idea about the actual number or on blogs outside kottu.

    @gehan
    hur hur hur.
    They say batman’s gay. Not Russel Crowe.

    @sabby
    Why not? Am I not suited to delivering commentaries on the state of the union? 😛

    @deecee
    Um… I’m not sure I know who you’re talking about…
    ???

    @Azrael
    Bah! I will drag them in soon enough. You just wait!
    😛

  11. 11 Middle Child
    January 3, 2009 at 11:34 am

    J, frosted car tires ???? :S what have I said about u earlier? 1 Judgy. 2. Jumps in to conclusions . and here is a third. Weird 😀

  12. 12 Jerry
    January 5, 2009 at 5:00 am

    Well obviously I’m a judgy, jumping into conclusions, weird type. Also a male chauvinist piiig.

    It’s the ‘in thing’ nowadays. 😛

  13. 13 Indyana
    January 5, 2009 at 5:40 am

    Just two readers…what about me???And this post was really funny!

  14. 14 Jerry
    January 5, 2009 at 6:10 am

    Well three, then.

    Thanks, that is the aim 🙂

  15. 15 Rise of the Fallen
    January 8, 2009 at 11:40 am

    add me to the list 😛

    raccoon? O.o

  16. 16 Jerry
    January 9, 2009 at 9:57 am

    Coolness.

    And yeah, a raccoon. Covered in black and pale faced. 😛


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