How do you people keep coming up with names for posts?!

My earphones stopped working right yesterday. I was walking along the street and suddenly Chris Cornell is drifting to the right. Speaking of streets, colombo gets pretty deserted after 7pm. You can waltz along, singing out of tune and nobody will notice. I hope.
But what struck me as I came to work this morning is the sheer variety and splendour of just plain noise. The noise that surrounds me on my usual trip is usually kept away from my ears by some rubber in-ear buds. But today I was treated to the full effect of birds singing and the symphony that is a thousand vehicles each chiming in at random intervals to somehow, miraculously form a melody. Even the trees were vehement in the voicing of their interpretation of the wind.
But I missed most of it cos I was sleepy as hell.

Nobody cares about that stuff anyway, other than tree huggers and hippies.

Anyway, I’ve been hearing a lot lately about ‘being different’. Now, I’m cool with anyone doing what they want to do, but it just bugs me when people try to act all retarded for the sake of it. Or worse, just to get attention. ‘Oh I licked that tree cos you KNOW I’m craaazy’. Different is sometimes good, but you have to understand that different can also mean like black guy at a KKK meeting. Just don’t be an idiot.

***Now Playing:
Crysis Warhead is funner than the first one. The first one suxxored.


12 Responses to “How do you people keep coming up with names for posts?!”

  1. 1 TheWhacksteR
    January 13, 2009 at 8:58 am

    in the secret regions of Mt Kilimanjaro, there lies the ‘fountain of eternally innovative post titles’. Only he who is worthy may drink from it, or know of its existence. i hereby deem you worthy to know of its existence. you knw what you gotta do now kid.

  2. 2 Gehan
    January 13, 2009 at 9:12 am

    hehehe nice post…

    and in reply to ur question, i think ingenuity and sharp wits usually go a long way in writing a name for a post..

    but from ur blog name, i take it u have none 😛

  3. 3 Jerry
    January 13, 2009 at 9:54 am

    Thank you mastah, I will set off with my equipment as soon as I can. *bows

    @tasteless cow,
    Well at least you recognized brilliance in the post, if not in the title.


    HEE. Thanks 😉

  4. 4 TheWhacksteR
    January 13, 2009 at 10:16 am

    er wait.. first you need to find the map you dingbat

  5. 5 Jerry
    January 13, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Oh, I thought I’d just go up there and ask around.

  6. 6 TheWhacksteR
    January 13, 2009 at 10:58 am

    er yes sure..go ahead my son. *secretly takes back Jerry’s worthiness to know of the fountain of eternally innovative post titles, jeez what an idiot*

  7. 7 Jerry
    January 13, 2009 at 11:27 am

    duhhhh…. what are those starry things next to what you typed?

  8. 8 TheWhacksteR
    January 13, 2009 at 11:40 am

    you are witnessing the aura that surrounds the Gifted Ones.soon, you will also have one *evil chuckle here*

  9. 9 Jerry
    January 13, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Oooooohhhhhhhhh….. *drools

    *whacks you on the side of the head while you turn your head to laugh.

    *steals your aura.

  10. 10 Middle Child
    January 13, 2009 at 12:37 pm


    Jerry, honey, u r RUDE !

    Whackster, master, I bow thee humbly,. please tell me how to get that map. *bow*

  11. 11 TheWhacksteR
    January 13, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    *where there was a head, there is just thin air, where there was an aura, there is nothing, Jerry blinks, bemused*

  12. 12 Jerry
    January 14, 2009 at 5:50 am

    Rude? But now I’ll never be able to name my posts correctly! All because of HIM!

    But, that’s because I knocked your frikin head off.

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