21
May
09

The War’s Supposed To Be Over?

So there I was in the bus again, heading to work. Sit down in the seat opposite the door, flick out phone and start looking through Twitter. After a while the woman next to me, in the aisle seat, get up and is replaced by a pregnant lady. What with all the flags and things, I couldn’t help thinking about bombers. Specifically, a pregnant woman who went boom at the army hospital. Now I know they’re all dead and surrendered up north, but did anyone tell the tigers down in Colombo about that?

*shifty eyes*

So I try to look at her through the corner of my eye. Dark skin. Prime suspect, if previous bombers are to be considered. Though one can’t be sure, as there’s not much skin left to go by after a bomb, and those who were close enough to notice aren’t really in a position to comment. Deciding that I didn’t want people adding a ‘Bless his soul’ after mentioning my name just yet, I turn ever so slightly.

To check out her chest.

Now, this is no easy task even when many meters away, and is almost impossible when you’re right next to a person. There was also the chance of her getting so pissed off she’d blow me to bits just for that. Were suicide bombers taught enough discipline and restraint to wait for the proper target(s) even in the face of perverts?

Catch a microsecond long glimpse.

Doesn’t _seem_ to be wearing anything looking vaguely like a vest. Try to take another look and see that there are three women standing right next to her. They look angry. Thoughts running through my head wondering whether they saw me trying to sneak a look. After a minute or so of sweating it out while staring straight out the window, I start thinking ‘God. I’ve been relatively good to you, never killed anybody or anything like that, don’t let me dieeee… I have plans! Things to do! You ca-‘

Was it just me or was my walkman’s volume a few notches higher now? I listen to the words. “If you were dead or still alive, I don’t care, I don’t careeeeee!”

Mortified. Damn Adam Gontiere and his stupid song. Damn him to hell.

Just to make sure, he adds “I swearrrr!”

After much shaking of hands and plans of mad dashes to the door, I feel a stare burning into the back of my neck. Turn around to see the pregnant woman gone, and replaced by one of the three witches. She was staring at the back of my head.

Oh well, strange, offended woman is better than strange, about to blow up woman. Offended women can be ignored. A bloody big bomb can’t be. All’s well, God exists, and he likes to scare people.

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18 Responses to “The War’s Supposed To Be Over?”


  1. 1 PaparΓ© Boy
    May 21, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Pervert. :p

    And quit reposting. :p

  2. 2 Gehan
    May 21, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    i think u really should stay away from public transport for a while dude…

    seriously.. give it some thought.. πŸ˜›

  3. 3 Delilah
    May 21, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    you sound as hysterical as a hormonal pregnant woman yourself:p

  4. 4 Anonymous
    May 21, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    God. stop being so paranoid and steareo typing ppl.

  5. 5 Jerry
    May 21, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    @PB
    I don’t deny it. All men are.

    @Gehan
    You’ll drive me to work everyday? How sweet πŸ˜›

    @Delilah
    Bah, you can ‘never be too safe’. πŸ˜›

    @Anon
    Why do you keep appearing anonymously?! I don’t care who you are, just gimme a damn name!

    Anyway,
    How do you lot not get that what I write in here is about as serious as an offense made on Sesame Street? Jeez.

  6. 6 DeeCee
    May 21, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    hahahahahahaah

    *sniff

    sad.

    yes you. πŸ˜›

    *cackles after heckling berry’s really good writing coz i’m jealous.

  7. 7 Jerry
    May 21, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    You can laugh, but you know within that you can only aspire to be a mere shadow of my awesomeness.

    Or something like that.
    πŸ˜›

  8. 8 Sachintha
    May 21, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    “Were suicide bombers taught enough discipline and restraint to wait for the proper target(s) even in the face of perverts?”

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAA man priceless!
    πŸ˜€

  9. 9 Jerry
    May 21, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    Thanks! Glad you like it…

  10. 10 N
    May 21, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    People still use walkmans?!

  11. 11 Jerry
    May 21, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    MP3 Walkman.

    http://www.mp3.com/sony-nwz-s615f/hardware/254/summary.htmlπŸ˜›

    Models still exist. And they still kick much ass.

  12. 12 Anonymous
    May 21, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    I be back! Albeit anonymously. Molester of pregnant women! Shame on u Jerry! πŸ˜€

  13. 13 Gadgetgirl
    May 21, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    You perverted little imp. ;D

  14. 14 Serendib_Isle
    May 22, 2009 at 12:05 am

    Jerry, stop being paranoid and live the moment! You might attract a real suicide bomber with your your evil thoughts and negative energy..!!

  15. 15 Jerry
    May 22, 2009 at 9:56 am

    @Anon
    Hmm… Sabby?
    Molester? And people say _I_ exagerrate?

    @GG
    All men are. Face it.
    πŸ˜›

    @SI
    Easy for you to say, ensconed in some far off land
    πŸ˜‰

  16. 16 Scrumpulicious
    May 22, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    “Dark skin. Prime suspect, if previous bombers are to be considered.”

    So I would be a prime suspect if I was a pregnnt woman in SL?!

  17. 17 Rehani
    May 23, 2009 at 2:54 am

    Dark skin is still God’s creation. You have to change your bad attitude πŸ™‚ I disagree with you. Just see my post here

    http://theniceblogs.blogspot.com/2009/05/sri-lanka-18th-may-2009.html

  18. 18 Jerry
    May 23, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    See next post πŸ˜›


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