So, OM 2

Yeah, I’m making a second post. No reason, just to uh… clarify?

So there I sit, leaning against the wall, listening to some more poetry. Load up twitter. Eventually receive previously mentioned “BERRY!” text. Dread. Look around a bit, scanning the crowd. Can’t look at many faces for fear of some enraged harpy staring daggers at me.

See Gollum next to me, in a green shirt. He takes out phone. Nokia. The phone of choice for the dark forces. Forward Berry message to him, adding “Somewhere in this room is the person who sent me that message. She has the ring”. He looks around, drools. Fails. Never was much good at anything, that useless little $#&#^%!@#…

End of OM, walk over to whack. I’m wearing a _blue_ shirt. See him beckon, blah blah blah, DeeCee hobbles over, wearing many rings on fingers. Gollum goes crazy, starts tugging at her fingers, DC and Gollum locked in combat over toy ring gotten out of cereal box. Whack starts selling tickets to fight.

Dee kicks Gollum in the family jewels, escapes with horrendous looking scar on arm. Runs over St. Fallen in desperate getaway in car.

And THAT, my friends, is the true story of how your grandma met the president.

11 Responses to “So, OM 2”

  1. 1 DeeCee
    May 26, 2009 at 2:01 pm


    mine’s better. post that is. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  2. 2 Sachintha
    May 26, 2009 at 2:04 pm


  3. 3 TSC
    May 26, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    he he πŸ˜€ mst hv been one funny crowd tht day πŸ˜€

  4. 4 Nefarious
    May 26, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    hahaha aiyo i missed it

  5. 5 Delilah
    May 26, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    i agree. Dee’s post was funnier πŸ˜› especially drooling part.

  6. 6 Jerry
    May 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm



    It usually is

    Yes you did. Come for the next one!

    Bah! Females cannot understand complex hunour!!1111oneone!

  7. 7 Slow Chills
    May 26, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    Couldn’t help laughing aloug!! πŸ˜€

  8. 8 St. Fallen
    May 26, 2009 at 8:53 pm


  9. 9 Serendib_Isle
    May 27, 2009 at 2:52 am

    Bravo Jerry, way to go!

    Jerry 1 – DeeCee 1

    Game over?

  10. 10 Jerry
    May 27, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Cool πŸ˜€


    YAR! I teh WIN!

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