01
Jun
09

Lies 5.0 – Web of Lies

You might have heard that we went to the beach again. This time, the directions were even worse than at the bachelor’s thing. It’s only saving grace was that it was in the daytime. Another difference was that MoM was around too so I had to stay clear of buying any refreshment for fear of the shopkeeper carefully considering the Mario-Brothers like look on the mess-aiya’s face and having a sudden negative discount sale.

After being intercepted by St. Fallen, being told that we suck because we didn’t find the place five minutes earlier(they just don’t make saints like they used to) and finally reaching the place, we sat. Coke. Drink. Stuff.
Eventually, we go sit out on the beach, whacko arrives, we find it hilarious that papareboy goes off looking for his phone when we all saw it had fallen out of his pocket when he sat down. We hid it. Then MoM, being the tattletale that all females are, went and dragged papareboy, who was by now asking the waiters whether they had seen anyone steal it, back to the beach and gave him his phone. Spoilsport. She has now gone down a few notches in reputation points for all males, except for papareboy, but nobody cares what he says anyway.
We get kicked off the beach because it was being used as a landing site for invading barbarian hordes or something. I have a sneaking suspicion the waiter just made it all up.
Get to a more civilized location via the whackmobile, which had managed to traverse the dense jungle to get to this god forsaken patch of beach. Get to majestic city, do a circuit of the upper floors(I might note that papareboy looked as if he’d been doing it all his life, and made comments along the lines of “Oh gawd, we’re ‘MC dudes’ aren’t we? Oh man this sucks, I mean like, wh would ever be an MC dude? Jeez, not me, definitely not me….”), head to the food court and get ice cream.
It was fun eating things in front of papareboy, who seemed to have eaten something dirty and gotten his stomach in a twist for two months and hence couldn’t eat a thing. We all commented on how yummy everything was.

Should go again sometime.

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11 Responses to “Lies 5.0 – Web of Lies”


  1. 1 The Puppeteer
    May 31, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    For your luck I’m much too busy to get to it right away…
    So my post will most probably appear after yours! Or well…

    Bring it on kiddo! =D

  2. 2 The Puppeteer
    May 31, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    For your luck I’m much too busy to get to it right away…
    So my post will most probably appear after yours! Or well…

    Bring it on kiddo! =D

  3. 3 Gehan
    June 1, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    highly disappointed with this puppet maestro..! but sounds like fun.. πŸ™‚

  4. 4 Halik
    June 1, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    Actually, papareboy was getting up to go LOOK for his phone (oh man i think i left it there!) when it fell out of his pocket.. hyok hyok

  5. 5 Anonymous
    June 3, 2009 at 7:31 am

    Christ, more drivel !!!
    When will there EVER be a Sri Lankan blog that is worthy of the keyboard that it is used to type with.

  6. 6 Jerry
    June 3, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Here it is.

    You just read it wrong, dumbass.

  7. 7 The Puppeteer
    June 3, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    You left out the bit where you vandalized a tuk…

    @Gehan- 'Twas! You should come for one of these kottu gatherings!

  8. 8 The Puppeteer
    June 3, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    You left out the bit where you vandalized a tuk…

    @Gehan- 'Twas! You should come for one of these kottu gatherings!

  9. October 19, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    Ahhh, vintage meet-ups. πŸ˜€


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