27
Jul
09

Boys and Girls

You know, young humans. Two arms, legs, standard facial features? You might even be one of them. I’ve been noticing things these days, not that I haven’t noticed before, just that I didn’t want to write about it back then. I was occupied with other things.

Namely drooling.

But anyway, boys and girls are two different kinds of beings. Completely different. For example, a girl who goes into a club is instantly cool. Even if she’s standing around near the bar. A boy cannot do that. Not even if he’s with a friend. But a girl with a friend, standing around is automatically just waiting for someone. Even if she has never met that someone before in her life.

Boys come in many varieties. The type that will go up to those girls and start talking, the kind that will look and smile at the girls till they show some sign of approachability, and finally the kind that steals glances at the girls while waiting at the bar himself. The first kind, if he doesn’t get a chair thrown at him or a heel shoved in his ankle for perfectly innocent comments, is quite well off. The second kind eventually gets the girl if he doesn’t turn out to be too much of a creep and doesn’t say anything about pepper spray. That third kind of boy with a friend around will try to appear cool by talking of all kinds of sexual topics but will fail. Notably because talking of sexual topics when you are unable to approach the opposite sex is kind of homosexual.

As opposed to girls, who can do whatever the hell they want and still have boys wrapped around their little fingers. You don’t see many girls coming up to boys and chatting them up do you? You make us do the work. Slap a boy with a cup of tea and he’ll still say he loves you. Although since it was Sabby you really can’t say if he wasn’t just too terrified to remember anything else to say. Girls can even use italics in as many places as they want and still not get rebuked.

All this has already been said, but I shall, in signature fashion, say it all again! Men just want women around because they’re fun, and women have made slaves of us because we let them. One can’t live without the other, but dammit if I’m going to be owned by a female I’m not going to be happy about it. And now that I’m not owned by a female I can say all I want against females and the slew of blizzards in the Antarctica of life they push us into.

A quote from one of my older posts :

“Where would men be without women? Still in the garden of Eden, hag”

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23 Responses to “Boys and Girls”


  1. 1 Chavie
    July 27, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    lol at the quote!! HAHA πŸ˜€

    and yes, I fall into that 3rd category… I hate getting out of my comfort zone, and that’d be my (male) friends… aaaaand a couple of guys who never had any luck with women end up talking about how hot (insert random female name here) is and daydreaming…

    wait, why am I writing about my pathetic life here? πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

  2. July 27, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Hmm. I’m usually at the bar with the guys that fall into the 3rd category, laughing at their lack of ‘action’…but that’s ‘cos no one ever approaches me…or maybe they don’t because I’m with a bunch of guys. I dunno. Either way it’s a bit lame *sigh*

  3. 10 chathuraw
    July 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Hahaha…. Great Quote…. πŸ˜€

    And the post is soooo true. Still it’s the way we’re genetically programmed I guess. Women can wrap us around their fingers and we still let them. Let’s face it. We really can’t live without them can we? πŸ˜‰

    Maybe we should move to Japan. I read somewhere their marriage rate is so low that the women are the ones that actually initiate everything in the hopes of finding someone to marry πŸ˜€

  4. July 27, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    stop this foolish resistance. u might even like being owned πŸ˜›

  5. July 27, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    “Men just want women around because they’re fun”
    – Of course; we never thought about gettin in their pants innit

  6. 14 Hisham
    July 28, 2009 at 8:29 am

    BAH!! FEMALE!

  7. July 28, 2009 at 10:16 am

    Heheeeeee… Loove the end quote. Thanks to Eve!

    && What do you mean You MAYBEE a human! Only hoomans are capable enough to mess around with “rare technology” ;D.

  8. 16 sabbyaz
    July 28, 2009 at 10:21 am

    “As opposed to girls, who can do whatever the hell they want and still have boys wrapped around their little fingers”

    Yeah boys like the three types of losers you just mentioned =P

  9. 17 Cadence
    July 28, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    hahaha!!! hahahaha!!! buwahahahahaha!!!! πŸ˜€

  10. July 29, 2009 at 9:55 am

    @chavie
    Is that why you don’t come for any meetups either? πŸ˜›

    @pseudo
    Maybe they think that since they’ve approached YOU, they don’t have to go looking for more? πŸ˜€

    @Whack
    No. Or was that aimed at chavie?

    @chathuraw
    As soon as I get enough money to move πŸ˜‰

    @MC
    Yeah, kinda. But now that I’m not, this is fun too πŸ˜›

    @GTO
    Isn’t that fun too?

    @Dili
    FUTEWEH!

    @Hisham
    erm… why are you calling ME a female? You’re a bit off your rocker these days mate, best not to comment πŸ˜›

    @PSIM
    Yes, that foolish female πŸ˜›

    @sabby
    Perfect example of a female. You didn’t get that I was using them as… metaphors! Feeble minded female πŸ˜›
    And you just called chavie a looser πŸ˜€

    @Cadence
    Who you laffin at?

  11. July 29, 2009 at 11:46 am

    that was aimed at pseudorandom, the genius scientist πŸ˜€

  12. July 29, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    @Jerry hehe I doubt it πŸ˜›

    @Whacko ooh sorry that was for me? tee hee. I wouldn’t say I’m ‘all’ about the outcome, but yeah the game does confuse me πŸ˜› not a genius afterall eh? πŸ˜€

  13. 21 Chavie
    July 29, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    @Jerry: did you just call the whole male blogging crowd “a couple of guys who never had any luck with women” who “end up talking about how hot (insert random female name here) is and daydreaming”??? 😯 I must come and meet you guys!!! hehe πŸ˜€

    and what is this “foolish female” bullshit? isn’t female so bad an insult that the “foolish” part becomes redundant? πŸ˜›

  14. July 30, 2009 at 11:24 am

    brilliant quote πŸ˜›


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