Stop The Presses! New Discovery!

I was looking through the papers today and lo and behold! The most earth-shattering discovery in recent years! Pornography found on a teenager’s mobile phone! Naturally we are all shocked by this revelation. Thankfully the people of this country are set against letting this western smut onto our shores so it can “corrupt the minds” of our children. Who would’ve thought that teenagers would actually posses pornographic material? We must stamp out this menace by banning it all. Ban teenagers as well while we’re at it. The government, and the sheeple(that is us) were caught unawares and totally surprised by this new discovery. To think, if some random girl hadn’t tried to kill herself over it, this valuable bit of information might have gone unnoticed by the masses. We might never have known!

I find it hard to believe the levels of stupidity they keep sinking to. It HAS to be just empty words to draw attention away from other, more important things. I mean, the paper actually says “Already 12 websites have been blocked on a court order”. Twelve? Really? Whoa, that’s what you call progress, man. Maybe they’re hoping the public doesn’t find out about the gazzillion other sites out there. Though the papre DOES go on to say there are several million more. “Stomping out porn on the net” right. You might as well have said… I’m sorry but there’s nothing as impossible as that. Maybe if you say “Stomping out fish from the ocean” and “Stomping out stars from the sky”, then multiply it by about eighty million and you have an idea of what that’s like. Actions like these can’t be anything to take seriously. It’s all just some smokescreen to keep you distracted. It doesn’t even have anything to do with that poor girl whose phone got confiscated. Suicide and banning of mobile phones? They’re about as related as that thing you were doing last night and space monkeys. If you DO find them to be related, you’re probably in government.

Nice post by thewhackster on this – http://going-global-global.blogspot.com/2009/08/change-or-opression.html

3 Responses to “Stop The Presses! New Discovery!”

  1. 1 Chavie
    August 3, 2009 at 10:00 am

    too bad they’ve never heard about actually dealing with a problem without banning everything in sight… 😕

  2. 2 hijinx
    August 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Ban teenagers? Brilliant idea. You do realize, you’d be among the first to go? 😛

  3. August 4, 2009 at 3:10 pm


    Sarcasm, female 😛

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