The Adam’s Apple of Doom

SOMEBODY said “we should totally meet up at Buba over the weekend!”, proceeded to get everyone in, and then went on to not show up at all. Females. But the day wasn’t a total bust, even though all the fun people had gone to hikka over the weekend, and were debauching away into the night(I’ll bet they had their very own time zone too. It sounds cool enough for that), we were wandering around colombo in the heat of the noon sun.

Rannelee, fallen, papareboy and me found ourselves looking for lunch. So I suggested we go over to the copper chimney. Usually known as the “hate bath kade”. The place that sells rice for 60 bucks, with unlimited refills. They treat kinda-fried, chicken sprinkled rice like coke. All it was missing was the KFC Colonel giving a thumbs up holding a “Free Refills” sign. Turned out that Rannelee was a vegetarian and papareboy was still afraid of his stomach so one ate nothing and the other ate only half his plate. And he calls himself a male.

Myth Busters – Yapane Bath Kade Edition

After that we decided to go see what all the fuss with the Yapane Bath Kade was. So we bussed over to slave island expecting to see some shady looking “hole in the wall” full of drug dealers and lawyers. And TheWhackster. What we found was a little place that looked kinda like more or less any other thosa kade type thing. Just a little smaller. And their fridge was full of bags of cut up onions so I had to hold my nose each time I opened the damn thing to get a coke out. As for the food, only papareboy and fallen ate it. We think Rannelee was on some special posh-person diet or something. Both who consumed the supposedly orgasmic food found it to be nothing special. We also found it hard to believe anybody could get all orgasmic with that little old man constantly smiling at them. He even brought us little cups of something which I can’t remember the name of. Tasted like a liquid chicken.

Maybe they brought us substandard food. Maybe they have special food for posh people. Maybe they assumed we were insignificant enough to throw the previous day’s leftovers at, since we wer in colombo and not in hikka. Maybe those who praised the place to the skies should get out more. Whatever the case, that’s the last time we take recommendations from DelilahSays. For a 150 bucks a pop we could’ve done a lot better.

Eventually we ended up at Buba on the mount beach and like the paupers we were, just had a few beers and baked in the sun. Fallen ended up chasing papareboy around the beach and round tables, occupied by people, with a fistful of sand at one point. Afterwards papareboy turned into Sandy. Right after we’d decided to go home, and about thirty seconds after fallen crossed the galle road to go home, Mr. TheWhackster calls us.

This brings us to the title of this post. Right after playing a few rounds of counterstrike, where even rannelee was pwning papareboy’s ass, we were uh… subtly… alerted to the existence of another being among us. Papareboy’s adam’s apple. And what an apple it was. From the nonchalant hand movements to bring attention to it to the unnecessarily deep voice he used to highlight the bulge in his throat, papareboy’s adam’s apple was a sight to behold. Bobbing up and down on his throat like a chihuahua trying to hump it’s master’s leg, it kept popping out at us till he finally grew tired of it’s celebrity status, and it’s being more interesting than papareboy himself, he covered it up. Shame.

Thus ended my saturday.


21 Responses to “The Adam’s Apple of Doom”

  1. 1 Rannelee
    August 3, 2009 at 9:48 am

    I AM NOT POSH… get it they did not have anything i like to eat.. I like my meal to be colourful and all what they had was yellow stuff… but i sat with you guys and had coke..

    And yeah I am better than papareboy.. and if we play it more I am sure I will beat you and TheWhackster too muhahah

    hey where is TheWhackster Gym and the cupcake and that “Getto” in middle of somewhere????

  2. 4 Chavie
    August 3, 2009 at 9:50 am

    eeeeeya men! 😛

  3. August 3, 2009 at 10:19 am

    I just laughed out loud in the middle of class!
    Can’t wait to see Papare’s adam’s apple next time xD

  4. August 3, 2009 at 10:23 am

    You were checkin out PapareBoy? ha!

  5. 14 Delilah
    August 3, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    posh people. tsk tsk tsk

    • August 4, 2009 at 3:04 pm

      Not posh, just used to better food for cheaper. Definitely not a posh trait 😛

      Unlike YOU, who slings fudge around like it’s… water or something

  6. 16 hijinx
    August 3, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Hmmm. Kinda sad I missed it now. Would’ve sucked at CS, but wth, it would’ve been fun. *whines* I can’t believe I’m whining that I wasn’t killed – virtually – but… :/

  7. 20 chathuraw
    August 3, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    “Bobbing up and down on his throat like a chihuahua trying to hump it’s master’s leg…”

    ROTFL 😀

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