The EPIC WIN that was yesterday

Taking a train to kandy was the one brilliant idea of HisP that I remember. I’m sure he’s great at coming up with all kinds of ideas for things like women’s underwear and all, but yesterday was the only one that was actually useful.

I got on a bus at 4:55, was at fort by 5:20 and was standing in line till 5:40 when papareboy, thewhackster, hisprerogative, unslilent, realskullzero and papareboy’s adam’s apple all appeared. The plan was to leave at 5:55. Got tickets for 7. The train ride was brilliant, with much hanging on footboards and staring out over sheer drops, yelling in tunnels and questioning of everyone’s sexual preferences. We unsuccessfully tried to get stfallen to lean out of the train long enough for him to be up close and personal with a track-side object long enough for him to start hitting on it, or long enough collide with it and fall off the train, i.e., nearly one second.

When we got to Kandy at the surprisingly early 9:25 or so, we called Gehan to see if he would point us in the right direction to go to this seminary thing we were supposed to look at and walk around. Yes. That was was the ‘plan’. To ‘go see the seminary’. See, that’s the advantage of being male. You can think up spontaneous plans, and also have the freedom of movement to carry them out. Unlike certain people who wanted a guarantee they’ll be back by nine pm *cough*sabby*cough*

After a few minutes of waiting around in kandy for the tour guide to appear, he finally met up with us at the entrance to the mall which had metal detectors at the entrance. After heartily laughing at the person who thought anybody thought it worthwhile blowing stuff up in kandy(I mean come on, you think anybody would notice?), the guide gave us the usual spiel about kandy this and kandy that. The guide said kandy would be closing up shop two hours early (at 2pm) because of the perahara. Then the guide told us he couldn’t come with us to Ampitiya, quoting reasons like “My cat had a hairball stuck in its throat” and “My brother’s trying to choke the cat with a hairball”.

So we ditched the guide and went off to Ampitiya by three wheeler.

Many things happened then –

  • We went to a monastary. It wasn’t that cool. We only found the whacksters lair there, and to be honest, it wasn’t that spectacular. It even smelled a bit.
  • We played the silent game. The eight of us were just about to sit down to lunch when Papareboy’s adam’s apple duped fallen into pointing at a plate of chicken and going “hmmm… fish?”
  • We then took a bus to the right place, the seminary. Or the church. I can’t remember. None of us have been to Scotland, but if it’s like that, I don’t know what all the people there are complaining about. I hear no end of rain jokes about Scotland. You’d expect webbed feet on scotsmen by now. It was nice, had lots of cool buildings and all. Even had a great view of the river when you went into a little trail like thing at the back.
  • The next game of silence too was lost by fallen, and we decided to temporarily take one of his slippers away.
  • We then proceeded to a secluded little mini-waterfall thing. Fallen has christened the waters “Papare Falls”. We had to travel upwards along a rocky stream full of slippery stones and boulders almost as big as papareboy’s mom to get to the place. Realskullzero had to listen to the unsilent moaning about having climb so many stones. Moments like those were when RSZ wishes the unsilent could be more… silent.
  • Leeches(the blood sucking thing, not fallen. Oh wait, I mean the little slug things that cling to your legs. Oh dammit, Hirudinea) were all over the place and we had to pull em off each time.
  • On out way back, fallen lost yet another round of the silence game and was to moon everyone in public. This was separate to the mooning we got from HisPrerogative when he went off to change after the bath. We all stayed away from him after that.
  • Bought Vade, whacko argued with the seller for some inane reason.
  • Went to a dansala. All except I ate. It was vegetarian so meh.
  • Fallen mooned everyone in the bus. Except we were at the back so nobody saw anyway.

Everyone on the bus was asleep in a few minutes and I was left to look through the hundreds of pictures taken. Nom-noming on biscuits and chocolates, we half slept and half drooled all the way back. When my stop came, I got off, and from the back window of the bus I could see all hell break loose as papareboy dove for the sleeping unsilent as realskullzero was being used as a human shield by thewhackster. Fallen was asleep on top of hisP.


16 Responses to “The EPIC WIN that was yesterday”

  1. August 6, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    So how many more versions of this are we to expect? 😀

  2. August 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    It was “hmm… meatballs?”, moron.

  3. August 6, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    It was a Full moon alright!
    The only one excited about the Flashing Saint was Papare,

    My version would consist of about 100 Brilliant ”Yo Mama” jokes that would be politically incorrect courtesy of St.Moon & Geraldine. Thought i’d refrain.

  4. August 6, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    Lol @PseudoRandom. =P

    Loved the end.

    “Fallen was asleep on top of hisP”

  5. 12 Chavie
    August 6, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    no Js in your account no?! 😀

  6. August 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    i am contemplating my own version. hmm…

  7. August 6, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    Hahahaa…its good that these stories are encrypted for future generations to see, before they are faded away from our memories…lol

  8. August 7, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    @fallen & papareboy

    he DID have a gleam in his eye when fallen stood up in the bus…

    Come along next time! And drag chavie too!


    I’m a gooooooodddd boy

    As long as there are no GSV’s or hobbits in it, fine 😛

    Holy shit. I don’t want my kids seeing this!

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