Rushing a post

When you rush a post, you get that last post of mine. I mean, look at it. It looks like something Gehan would write. A rushed post is rarely a readable post. It just sits there and looks at you like a hurt puppy. Except only the author feels any sympathy for it. Everyone else just looks at it and scoffs, much like they do to fallen.

Posts about meeting up, especially, get a little weird when writing. You have all these stories buzzing around in your head like a bunch of hornets stuck in someone’s underwear. Trying to put them in writing is like reaching in and plucking them out one by one without getting stung. Now imagine you’ve just run a marathon. Trying to pluck out the hornets now is equivalent to writing a good post.

All this real friends stuff messes it up even more. We all hang out, do stuff together, text, call and just generally live just like regular people, but we’re still just “online friends”. An elite few of us have “real friends” apparently. I mean, how did that happen? Real live people that they met in real life? Unsilent was so preposterous as to say he knew actual girls in real life. Not just men with boobs. Do you keep the fact that you have a blog secret from them? Won’t they stone you to death with ripe figs if you mention tweeting from your mobile?

So you’re confused as to whether there’s really any use to posting about it. They’re your friends, so why do you wanna post about it? Then again they’re all online, so why not post about it, then comment on each others’ posts and laugh over it again. It all makes very little sense.

Almost like a female.

6 Responses to “Rushing a post”

  1. August 17, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    if this post was supposed to redeem the earlier post, you failed miserably… πŸ˜›

  2. August 17, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    What Gehan said :p

    And also i think it would have been better if you compared writing a good post to getting sand out of your ass. It would have made it more credible since YOU can relate to it. Also, judging by this post I think you better go clean the remaining sand out too :p

    And yes, girls in real life exist. I swear on my Hello Kitty boxers man. You should see them, they got boobs and everything..and as for my ‘real friends’, they dont know about my blog, They don’t know that online friends exist, their minds are not accustomed to that concept. But given the advances of technology and all that, i think they would follow us trendsetters sooner or later :p

  3. 3 Chavie
    August 17, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    hahaha sand in your ass!!! πŸ˜€

  4. 4 Real Friend
    August 17, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    GO get some real friends FOO`! πŸ˜›

  5. 5 Delilah
    August 17, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    Hijinx’s post is still way better πŸ˜›

  6. August 20, 2009 at 8:48 am

    What I wanna know is… why are you reaching into other people’s underwear? πŸ˜›

    And thanks, Delilah! πŸ˜€

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