On Flirting and Females

You’ve probably heard of, experienced or been at the receiving end of many, many women who have apparently been hit on while not realizing it. Apparently when men hit on women, women don’t know.

This is a lie.

Their pants will be on fire.

What happens in real life, and not in the fabrications of females who wish to spread stories of self flattery, is that men just make conversation. Women think it’s flirting. Then they go tell their friends that they “had like, no idea that guy was flirting with meh, lolol”. Yes, you read right, they notify others of their ignorance to the fact that the male was engaging them in linguistic pre-sexual congress(Or, you know, flirting). Maybe women have strange telepathic abilities that let them know a man’s intentions after a conversation, maybe they’re just female.

I’ve been accused of ‘flirting’ with someone about three times in the last few months. Which is highly disturbing.

Maybe god was right when he said “Beware of the female of the species, for it is she who will think you’re flirting when you’re not”. It’s in the bible. Look it up. If it’s not in there, it means youย  have the post 17th-century bible which has those pages burned. By women.

Whatever it is, it’s just plain annoying.

And now for the sexist bit.

This is what happens when you let feeble minded females out to mingle with men.

The usual(unspoken) disclaimers apply. Horribly slanted stereotypes used etc. If you’re offended, you must be female. Go cook your man some food to calm your frail nerves.


Aaaaand to balance the blatant misogynistic tendencies in this post, next post up is something on women. Again. No, they won’t be told to stand closer to the sink.


79 Responses to “On Flirting and Females”

  1. 1 Chavie
    September 29, 2009 at 11:04 am

    ROFL!!! hahahahaha ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. September 29, 2009 at 11:09 am

    Were all three accusations regarding the same woman?

  3. September 29, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Hehe I agree *shock horror* ๐Ÿ˜€ A girl who says she doesn’t know she’s being flirted with is lying…there’s no way guys can be that subtle ๐Ÿ˜› That said, feigning ignorance is a useful get-out clause ๐Ÿ˜‰

    As for you flirting…why do I find that hilarious? ๐Ÿ˜€

  4. 8 Dee
    September 29, 2009 at 11:24 am

    ya…girls know. lol…. i find it utterly funny

  5. 10 Delilah
    September 29, 2009 at 11:59 am

    yeah girls know. i KNOW. so stop. seriously. ๐Ÿ˜›

  6. 12 Jack Point
    September 29, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    I have the opposite problem. I’ve been flirting with people but did not realise what I was doing at the time…. I thought it was conversation all this time.

  7. September 29, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜› You lie! You even flirt with random males! ๐Ÿ˜€

  8. September 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    I have an easy solution:
    When I bein hittin on ’em chix, it becomes flirtin only if I get to bang ’em innit. If I don’t get any action, I wasn’t flirtin with ’em aight?

    • September 29, 2009 at 12:47 pm

      Not really. If you talk with the intention of flirting, you can’t not call a spade a spade.

      If I’ve misinterpreted your question, I beg thy forgiveness for by having a day job, I find it hard to “keep it real” and hence do not understand the “word” of the “streets”.

  9. September 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    I disagree with PseudoRandom. It’s not about guys being subtle, at times it could be that the girl just doesn’t see it. And even if it does occur to them that the guy could possibly be flirting with them, they knock it down…

    • September 29, 2009 at 12:36 pm

      If I say, “Baby although ur pic doesn’t look very clear, if ur kinda hot can I get a pic of u naked”, would that be flirtin?

      • September 29, 2009 at 1:00 pm

        That’s not flirting, that’s just propositioning ๐Ÿ˜›

      • 41 Suranga
        October 4, 2009 at 6:29 am

        Propositioning !!!!!

        Flirting is far more subtle than that. It’s an art. The flirter knows its intentions, it leaves the flirtee[subject] in doubt. It is rather important to be within that boundary as that enables the flirter to withdraw, with self dignity in tact, if the feelings are not reciprocated or if the subject becomes less than desirable in the process.

        However in Jerry’s situation it sounds as if he was making conversation with females who either lack intelligence or normal conversation skills or perhaps both. Avoid that type. They are quite self centered and the rumours that they spread deprive you of the company of the desireable subjects. And ahem, girls may or may not know, depending on the skill. However the flirter always knows. So if J claims that he was not flirting he was not.

    • September 29, 2009 at 12:48 pm

      Possibilities, possibilities.

      Yeah, could be.

      • September 29, 2009 at 1:04 pm


        Now if dis chick gets me to bang her, dats cos she knew I waz flirtin, but if she chooses to ignore me, then I wasn’t!


        • September 29, 2009 at 1:07 pm

          wait, what? I was replying to meg…

          if your reply is aimed at hijinx, use the reply link under her comment…

          But no, she would still know you’re flirting, but not want you to have sex with her. Which is very likely if you talk the way you type.

        • 46 Suranga
          October 4, 2009 at 6:35 am

          Nope. If she chooses to ignore you , she does not like you or distrusts you or is not comfortable with you.
          By the way reciprocation needs more than one effort and not all efforts are verbal. Its quite a complex ritual that requires attention to detail, knowledge about the subject and often pauses in the pursuit to throw the subject off.
          The process is exciting and can be quite thrilling and very good for the soul whatever the outcome is.
          Often if you are good enough the subject assumes that it did the “hunting” and that you were the mere babe in the jungle.

    • September 29, 2009 at 1:14 pm

      I dunno, I’m just speaking from what I’ve seen…I don’t know how the girls can not see it when everyone else can. It just looks to me like a way to reject the guy without appearing to be mean.

  10. 63 Whacko
    September 29, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    holy shizztiks. you should attach the e-mail conversation from the morning into this

  11. September 29, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Must be the most commented article on Kottu..lol

  12. 69 chathuraw
    September 29, 2009 at 3:40 pm


  13. 71 sabbyaz
    September 29, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    “Apparently when men hit on women, women donโ€™t know”

    “…is that men just make conversation. Women think itโ€™s flirting.”

    Okay you start out saying that women say they don’t know when men flirt with them…then you say that women go around saying that men ARE flirting with them when they are actually making conversation?!
    Pffft…males. Can never make up their mind =P

    And to quote Pseudo,
    “As for you flirtin…why do I find that hilarious?” =P

    Hehehe =)

  14. September 29, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    hahah ๐Ÿ˜€ linguistic pre-sexual congress. did u make that up urself? good one!

  15. September 29, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    shaa your blog’s on fire today it seems ๐Ÿ˜›
    real chick magnet aren’t ya ๐Ÿ˜€
    loved the bible bit
    so true xD

  16. September 29, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    when will u grow up i wonder..did i miss ur bday??

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